
Rub a dub dub first time in the tub
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, Chico Stix, Almond Joy, Mounds, & M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size!'
Happy Birthday Jordan.
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Born March 9
"You are open to all that is new, and more likely to capitalize on opportunities when they come your way, this year. New beginnings are in order. Your charm is strong, and others warm up to your ideas readily.."